Worst Cookies Ever!

Last Thursday was one of those days where we were stuck inside due to the snow, and it was really too bad to go out. It was a perfect day for hot yummy chocolate chip cookies. I started to make the cookies, with Brady helping by pulling everything put of the cabinets, but after i had already started I noticed I was missing a few ingredients.

1st mistake - no butter, I only had 2 different kinds of margarine.
2nd mistake - no brown sugar, substituted with real sugar
3rd mistake - ran out of vanilla mid pour, used half almond extract
4th mistake - did not have high altitude directions

So this is how my cookies turned out...

So bad, not even edible, and I was left with a huge mess, from Brady and myself. The worst thing of all was that I still really wanted chocolate chip cookies, so we ate half of the Halloween candy instead. I guess I need to stick to the premade dough.